I accidentally skipped October, so decided to combine the past two months' quote lists.
“What gift did you get them Alex?”
“What gift did you get them Alex?”
“It’s still in [my hometown]."
"Did your mom get it?"
"Oh yeah.”
“And you count and we have 11 different kinds of cookies.” -Yiayia Nikie
“Half the people from the wedding are from Dallas.”
“You better not get
Ebola.”
"What's the first thing you do when you see him…jump in his arms?" -Romantic girl
"Probably hand him my suitcase." -Kalyn’s roommates
“I think the saddest thing I’ve ever googled is cooking for one.” -Andrea
“So we can be on the outlook. I don’t even know what that means, that’s
not even English.” -Shaina, on someone who works in her building
“Who wants cheese blintzes? You guys are probably the only table here not
susceptible to heart disease.” -Man at church
“You were in a sorority, you know how to be around people you don’t
like.” -a friend
“If you think about most of the Greeks we know, they’re really good at
backing out last minute.” -Helen
“And then I started shoplifting so there's that. Carrots were the token
vegetable.” -Jewel
“How was the wedding?” -Meredith
“Their bunny was the flower girl so that’s good. Someone had to pull it
in a wagon.” -Meredith’s coworker
“Is that literally the premise of the show? She accidentally got
artificially inseminated? Doctors must hate this show.” -Shaina
“And you got diabetes. From the ice cream maker you got at your wedding.”
-Kathryn
“I wish there were more hours in a day and that boys were nice and bread
didn’t make you fat.” -Shelley's students
“So if I knew my boyfriend’s social security number, I could add him here
and he could get engagement ads?” -Girl at work, on a way to refine targeted advertisements
“There's a new preacher man in the blue line who says a lot. You
shouldn't sleep with people before you're married, that one went really well on
the train.” -Brigette
“The thing that bugs me the most is he has improper grammar.” -Barbara
“I accidentally got on the green line once instead of brown and I was
like this doesn't feel right.” -Anne
“I got on pink once and there were a lot of Latinos and I was like
whoops. Then you get in brown and it's like a fraternity & sorority party.”
-Chad
“Why don't I get empathy? I'm assaulted by stupidity.” -Chad, on dumb
trick or treaters
“It’s good communication skills which I lack at.” -Dean, on sitting at
work without getting paid
“Let’s call the river the splash zone.” -Dad, on the Wallenda walk
“Why do Millennials move in odd numbers?”
“Because they can't even.” -Liz
"I want friend chicken." -American man at an all-inclusive
hotel
"Go to Kentucky." -Dominican Republic man
"Everyone on this flight still seems to think they're at their
all-inclusive hotel." -Southwest flight attendant
[As we argue over taking Lake Shore Drive or 94]
“At least you know where you’re going. People get in cabs at O’Hare and say
they’re going downtown and I go yes, at least $40. And then they go, the
address is 3624 W Addison. EEK.” -Cab driver
“People who live in the burbs and are married don’t do things.” -Kelly
“I live in the burbs.” -Cab driver
"How about barbecue at Bub City?" -Nick, on dinner plans
“Don’t tell your parents. It’s a fasting period.” -Christy
“That’s the other reason you’re a Yiayia, because I don’t know what I’m
allowed to touch in this house.” -John, to Penelope
"Don't we all want our hobbies to be our jobs? Like if I could get
paid to watch Netflix...YEAH." -Lauren
"And I woke up at 6:30 am to take the turkey out of the
refrigerator." -Brock
“His name is Dan Ryan? Like…the highway!” -Meredith
“Seven minutes til Wisconsin. My GPS will be your host for tonight. His
name is Richard.” -Uber driver who pretended he didn’t have a license
“If I were homeless, I’d move into my parents’ lakehouse.” -Prentice
“I’m sure they would do the same if they had that option.” -Brigette
“For 8 people RSVPing ot this on Faebook, this is pretty good!” -Sherman, on his birthday dinner
"It could be worse. He could have a fat sister." -Ted on bridal parties
“He offered to drive me to airport. All about
that boyfriend life.” -Ted
“Weirdest things on my Top 25 most played are
two songs from Pitch Perfect. And I won’t say I’m in love from Hercules.”
-Kathryn
“That’s a great wedding story if you’re there.
Except if you’re the bride.” -on a hungover groom getting sick, Maria
“The only bad things about North Carolina are poisonous snakes and sales tax.” -Sophie
“We have like two feet of snow.” -Thea Stephanie
"Where do you live, Buffalo?” -Waiter
“This is the best bat mitzvah I’ve ever been to!” -8-year-old at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade watch party event
“Why travel before when you can travel the day of?” -Kira, on Thea always
booking day of holiday flights
“Dad and I diagnosed Mom’s new kid as the house.” -Eleni
“She's been a waterfall lately.” -Marie Ellias, on Laila
“My dad recently introduced him as his son-in-law, so there’s that.” -Marie Ellias, on her boyfriend
We give out king-size candy bars now so the trick-or-treaters really need us here. -Dad to Maria
“I think more of your friends than my friends are going to be at my wedding.” -Eleni
“I'll take the check.” -Thea Stephanie
“It's not like they were going to fight you for it.” -Sophie, on my sisters and I
"Where are the Reese's Puffs?" -Katie
"Probably in Maria's room." -Eleni
(Look and they're sitting on Maria's bedroom floor)
“The tardiness of people to church is a trauma to my soul.” -Papou
“The church has a bock sell next week.” -Yiayia Nikie, trying to say bake sale
“I’m really bad at airports so I need a lot of time. I always go to the wrong gate, or random things like that.” -Eleni
“I’m really bad at airports so I need a lot of time. I always go to the wrong gate, or random things like that.” -Eleni
“I feel so inferior when I get 43 likes. And she got 168 on a selfie.”
-Maria, on our cousin Sophie
“I got 55 likes on our family picture with Katie’s headgear, which was
good.” -Maria
“40 likes in 5 minutes? 17 in 13 minutes is nothing compared to that!”
-Maria
“Maria's like my 17 likes in 13 minutes is not enough!!” -Katie
“Yeah me and my friends get super competitive with selfies and stuff.”
-Sophie
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