With a trip to Boston, the Super Bowl and plenty of outings in Chicago, the short month of February flew by. Time to laugh at the quotes!
Past months' quotes here
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"He must be important every day because people sue him."
-Lauren, on Evan Spiegel, the CEO of Snapchat
"And if you have a dog or a boyfriend, here's a leash." -Paul, pointing out leashes at the brewery gift shop in Boston
"I can only imagine what high schoolers do on this thing."
-Lauren, on Snapchat
"So how do you like talking to drunk strangers?" -Lauren, to
our UberX driver
"Isn't that good that we ate a ton of calories but didn't have
dinner so it's worth it?" -Lauren, on our Saturday (girls problems
"It's going well. [My fiance's planning everything which is great. She even
planned the honeymoon which I'm supposed to do from what I understand."
-Tasso, on his wedding
"Are you inviting my cousins to your bachelor party?" -girl
"I'm not even inviting my brothers to my bachelor party." -boy
"It's not that great of an area though. You'll want to leave."
-Boy from Springfield. Massachusetts on me going there
"Why is the mascot, the person with the least visibility, on the
horse?" -on the Broncos entrance at the Super Bowl
"There are two minds of people with weed- Seattle who does it &
gets stuff done, and Denver who does it and sits on the couch watching
Spongebob." -boy at a Super Bowl party
"My next big purchase is going to be a nice TV." -Boy
"Not a ring? ...just kidding." -Girl
“No LinkedIn at this age? It's like all this lost time. It's like getting
Facebook...now.” –one co-worker on another who just got a LinkedIn profile
“Apparently we’re going to a bar where you get as many pitchers as the
birthday you’re turning.” -Lexi, on visiting University of Iowa
“That tableaus.” -Chris, #businessjokes
“There are to go containers!” -A Greek at her engagement party
“I’m going out on a date with this girl from Tinder and she’s actually
legit. Like, I found her on LinkedIn.” -a co-worker
“Can we just pause and take a moment to realize that we’re at the point
in our lives where I use anti wrinkle cream now?” -Kathryn
"I was on a first date and the guy had no social media at all. I was kid
of offended. This is what I do for a living.” -a girl at work
“Is there a way to change the settings? I just got a 63 year-old.”
-A friend on Tinder
“My dad puts a spade between the end of the word and the punctuation.
Like hey !” -Elizabeth
“This is such good olive oil. I wish you had a bigger purse.”
-Hannah
“We pretty much unintentionally ignored her, well...I guess
intentionally.” -Sherman, on a girl at a bar
"If we didn't have your laundry we could pick that guy up. He was
cute." -Mom about a young businessman on the street
hailing a cab
“These people are getting married and they can't even function by
themselves. What is this!” -Meredith H, on our dorm-mates
“I just saw Frozen.” -Sara
“Too bad that’s the story of Chicago.” -Chris B.
“This jeweler is giving away a free Xbox One
when you buy an engagement ring.” -Boy, around Valentine's Day
“Why not just buy the Xbox One?” -Girl
"Wait, Michigan and Ohio border each other?" -a 24 year-old
"I come here and everyone rates their neighborhoods by the mall they have
in their suburb." -John Z.
"Most people get peer pressured into going to do destructive things, we
pressure people to come to church." -John Z.
"I like your funny pictures with your cat, but I would never want to meet
your cat." -Katy, to her friend
"Asian people eat a lot of this thing." -Lexi S, describing rice in a game of Catchphrase
"Usually our (Friday) meetings are very unproductive but super fun." -Meredith
"And everyone on the face of Instagram was there." -Penelope, on the
Hawks game at Soldier Field